Piercing Barscolla

"When Laizo asked me to keep her 'little' sister company, I thought, like, a little kid or something. Not a 19 year old LUNATIC who's as big as ME and can drink like a thirsty, thirsty WHALE.

I swear that kid's 50% metal from all her piercings. If I was ever in a fight with her I'd be SURE to use magnets. - I woke up with both my boobs pierced with silver rings. SHE woke up with gold. - We also woke up in the same bed and Laizo's probably gonna be pissed about that.

My belly button feels weird too. I *think* it's been pierced as well, but I can't check it 'coz... well, the boobs are in the way. I never know what's going on down there. Someone could take shelter from the rain under them and I wouldn't have a clue. Seriously, it's happened. One guy scammed the government hiding under there, off the grid.

Motor Tamin? - She's a good kid. She may have defaced the legendary bust of the Rivens Valley Queen, but I'd be lying out of my butt if I said we didn't have fun. That hotel won't have us back through - not after all those chairs we broke on each-other's faces."

- Barscolla Rivens.

We'll say she can take them out. (Yessss. That will cvoer my ass for unfinished projects started before I did this), but big Barscolla WILL rock these things sometimes. - And Motor Tamin? - Don't you worry about Motor Tamin. She's got a whoooole career ahead of her. Also coming soon is "Tales from Rivens Valley" where you get to find out WHY the Rivens Valley Queen doesn't actually live there anymore!

- Dr. Slam